Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Rachel Notley is our Alberta Premier and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our
prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to
lay off 60 of our employees, instead. This really has been bothering me,
since I believe that we are family, here, and I didn't know how to choose
who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found 60 'NDP
bumper stickers' on our employees cars, and have decided that these folks
will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. They voted for change, so I gave it to them. I'll see the rest
of you at the annual company picnic!
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Rachel Notley is our Alberta Premier and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our
prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to
lay off 60 of our employees, instead. This really has been bothering me,
since I believe that we are family, here, and I didn't know how to choose
who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found 60 'NDP
bumper stickers' on our employees cars, and have decided that these folks
will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. They voted for change, so I gave it to them. I'll see the rest
of you at the annual company picnic!