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История получилась громкой благодаря CNN, поторопившейся с пресс-коференцией, а также премьеру, поторопившемуся во всеуслышание заклеймить исламофобов

Некоторые люди на Западе, как автор данной статьи, они как дурачки-простофили такие, не понимают простой вещи: на Востоке слово "врать" (т.е. украшать свои поступки) имеет совсем другое значение, чем на Западе. И вот пусть они, эти дурачки-простофили и извиняютса, желательно стоя на коленях.
А от этой 11 летней лгуньи мы еще услышим - ее хамула тоже хочет 10 "лимонов", причем вчера.

Tim Hortons franchise owners tell workers to blame Wynne for benefit cuts and to 'not vote Liberal'
A staff memo written by a couple of Tim Hortons franchise owners in Whitby, Ont., blames cuts to employee benefits on the Ontario government and its minimum wage hike.
The notice also suggests employees contact Premier Kathleen Wynne if they have concerns about the changes — and let her know she doesn't have their support.
"I encourage you to let her know how your workplace will change as a result of her new 'minimum wage' law and that you will not vote Liberal in the coming Ontario election in June 2018," says the notice, which lists Susan and Jason Holman as the authors.

I'm with Jeff...

By Jeff Foxworthy:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded
by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a
nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run
by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET…
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
SUBSIDIZED RENT,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA / CANADA!

https://globalnews.ca/video/4009283/peoplekind-trudeau-corrects-woman-who-said-mankind-during-edmonton-town-hall

Следуя этой логике, вместо "woman/women" нужно говорить "wopeople"?

Такое впечатление, что наш премьер не только ест в голову, но и ещё и воздух портит ею.

Справедливости ради, надо отметить, что не только наш руководитель страдает маразмом.

https://blog.gerstein.us/archives/3740

Премьер-министр Канады Джастин Трюдо во время выступления какой-то учительницы, неосмотрительно использовавшей несовременное, по мнению Джастина, слово «mankind» (человечество), достаточно невежливо прервал ее на полуслове и тут же внес бесценный вклад в сокровищницу английского языка, заявив, что надо
говорить «peoplekind».

Представительница компании, выпускающей чипсы Доритос, пару дней назад неосмотрительно заявила, что женщины эти чипсы не любят, потому что они очень громко хрустят, а от сыра сильно пачкаются руки, поэтому компания разрабатывает специальные женские версии этих чипсов, но соцсети не смогли пройти мимо этого опрометчивого заявления, поэтому срочно пришлось объяснить, что это было только гипотетическое рассуждение, и ничего нового изобретать не нужно, потому что женщин мужская версия Доритос, оказывается, вполне устраивает.

В районе Нью-Йорка Стэтен Айленде в начальной школе стали внимательно изучать новые правила определения полов и доизучались до того, что махнули рукой и в итоге отменили традиционный танец отцов с дочками, чтобы случайно что-нибудь не перепутать и не нарушить.

Успеют его выслать до того как Трюдо прослышит что он уже судит канадское правительство и жалуется на нарушение его прав, и даст ему 10 миллионов?

https://globalnews.ca/news/4012341/hearings-deport-isis-supporter/

Может и не заметит, с него консерваторы 200 штук требуют.

Pay it Back!

The Ethics Commissioner’s report on Justin Trudeau’s vacation to a billionaire’s private island confirmed what we knew – Justin Trudeau is the first sitting Prime Minister in Canadian history to break ethics law.
If this wasn’t bad enough, he charged taxpayers over $200,000 for his illegal trip to a private island!
Now, Conservatives are calling on Justin Trudeau to repay the more than $200,000 the Prime Minister billed taxpayers for his illegal vacation.


Ну и заодно, что-бы два раза не вставать:

Liberal Taxes on Everything

For the last two years, Justin Trudeau has been giving with one hand and taking more with the other.
Canadians cannot trust this Liberal Prime Minister to give them a tax break.

So far, Justin Trudeau has raised taxes on:

• Public transit, by getting rid of the Public Transfer Tax credit;
  
• Hydro, gasoline and home heating, thanks to the anticipated Trudeau carbon tax;
  
• Working Canadians, by raising premiums for the Canada Pension Plan and Employment Insurance
  
• Diabetics and people with Autism, with a claw-back of a long-standing disability tax credit;
  
• Our men and women in uniform, by removing benefits if illness or injury keeps them off the job for 180 days;
  
• Family businesses, by bringing in a higher tax rate for compensation to kids and spouses that Revenue Canada deems unreasonable
  
• Local Businesses, by promising to bring a tax of up to 73% on passive (investment) income;
  
• Families, by eliminating the Universal Child Care Benefit, the Children’s Fitness Tax Credit, and the Children’s Art Tax Credit;
  
• Student text books, by removing tax credits for post-secondary education and textbooks;
  
• Just recently, beer and wine, by increasing the federal excise tax and adding a clause so that it goes up every year.

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Премьер-министр Канады Джастин Трюдо во время выступления какой-то учительницы, неосмотрительно использовавшей несовременное, по мнению Джастина, слово «mankind» (человечество), достаточно невежливо прервал ее на полуслове и тут же внес бесценный вклад в сокровищницу английского языка, заявив, что надо
говорить «peoplekind».

"- Mr. Prime-Minister, I am from Winnipeg, Manitoba...
- I am going to stop you right there. We don't say MANitoba, we say PEOPLEtoba."

... we also say "peopliac" and not "maniac". We refer to managers as peoplagers. We do not say "human" anymore, we say "hewple".

Trudeaulity is making another giant leap. Never mind if it rips its pants wide open right in the middle... again. No disgrace in progress, right?

Damage control in full swing:

https://globalnews.ca/news/4011122/justin-trudeau-peoplekind-dumb-joke/

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https://globalnews.ca/news/4011122/justin-trudeau-peoplekind-dumb-joke/

“I made a dumb joke a few days ago that seems to have gone a little viral in the room on the ‘peoplekind’ comment,” he said.

ну так, а мы ничего другого и не ожидали, как бы, от вас, мистер премьер.

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Damage control in full swing:

https://globalnews.ca/news/4011122/justin-trudeau-peoplekind-dumb-joke/

"People seeking asylum must be treated fairly and afforded due process,” a spokesperson for the office of the Public Safety Minister said.
The government put out a call for the supply of meals and snacks for people crossing irregularly into Canada at St-Bernard-de-Lacolle.
1,916 people crossed irregularly at that border in December 2017.

https://globalnews.ca/news/4021209/asylum-seekers-quebec-border-lacolle-food-extra-funding/

Теперь я понял всю тонкость плана Трюдо. Их снабжают снэками которые ведут их к ожирению и диабету. Убийцы!

Так налогоплательщики им ещё и лекарства оплачивать должны!

А это уже из серии "бюджет сам себя починит." У него все продумано!

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Следуя этой логике, вместо "woman/women" нужно говорить "wopeople"?

На ту же тему:

https://www.boredpanda.com/create-patriarchal-language-linguistic/

(Что-то меня на территорию Митридата последнее время заносит... но как красиво дебилку социально-справедливо-воинствующую отстегали)

Похоже, наметилась ещё одна хворь - детская болезнь левизны в лингвистике.

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левизны

Тупизны. И причём, чем дальше, тем тупее и тупее.